Dear person who stole the tomatoes off of my tomato plant:
I hope you suddenly develop an allergy to tomatoes. I hope you have to
go the ER. I hope there's a long line and you're there until five am.
I hope your insurance is expired. I hope you have to work at seven. I
hope your boss is a jerk and fires you for your latest call-off. I
hope your cat pees on your pillow while you're on the phone with your
boss so you can't even go back to sleep.
And while you sit
there with your hive-swollen face, stained pillow and bleak future...I
hope you'll think of me who really freaking hates you right now.
Sincerely,
Me
Sincerely,
Me
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