Will someone please explain to me the etiquette of grabbing people? I don't mean something like CIA-backed-forced-kidnapping-of-foreign-national type grabbing, but more along the lines of grabbing the shopgirl and dragging her to a specific aisle. Is there a rule for that? Anyone?
That happened to me yesterday. Some middle-aged woman who probably bathed in garlic just yanked me away. Just sank her grizzled talons into my elbow and dragged.
Literally. D-R-A-G-G-E-D.
Now, if she had been sayyyyyyyy Ewan McGregor, I wouldn't mind. I'd ziptie us together in case he had any other dragging shopgirl needs. But no. It was a scary woman in her forties, barking about how she needed the product "IN THE WHITE BOX! WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN WHITE BOXES??"
I wish I could say I had a witty reply or that I peppersprayed her eyeballs, but no. She released me upon seeing my (male) co-worker, leaving me as dust in the wind. And no she didn't drag him along by his elbow. He did find the product she wanted--in a RED box--butttttt she didn't believe it was the same product, so she didn't buy anything.
Though she did rip open the box once we left her and stole what was in it.
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